Knobgoblin Knob Polishing Services

My bell end had been neglected from years of storage as my wife did not want it in the house after the kids were born. It was long due for some attention, and I didn’t want to lose the patina from a full polish just in case my wife noticed. The ringing that I hadn’t heard in over a decade was thanks to the gentle and attentive strokes of the skilled master still practicing a much needed but dying art. Most places these days handle your goods with the same warmth and enthusiasm as the claw machine at the arcade. While talking with the owner, it was interesting to find out he started out in the restaurant business tossing salads and he will be opening a food truck shortly. I’m sure he will bring the same devotion and fervour to that venture as he does polishing knobs.

First off WOW the sand polish was amazing and totally restored my natural shine. Staff was amazing accommodating and the spit shine to top off the treatment was a blessing from god. Highly recommend the love package

I used to get my knobs polished by friends and family. But when i moved away i was ecstatic to come across such a reputable establishment. I have never had my knob polished by a professional before and ill never look back!

I’ve had a dirty knob for a while and got recommended this knob polisher. My knob was polished with excellent service, care, and in a timely manner. My wife was waiting in the car and was also astounded by the quick turn around. Worth every penny.

After reading some of the negative reviews I was hesitant about getting serviced here, but it was the best knob polish I have ever had. Will be returning as often as possible, the best part is if there is a line you can watch other people get their knob polished. Defiantly a happy finish for all !!!!!!!!!!