Category: | Lodging, |
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Address: | 234 Steele St, Port Colborne, ON L3K 4X7, Canada |
Postal code: | L3K 4X7 |
Phone: | (905) 834-1233 |
Amazing host
Had a great visit!
Fantastic hospitality. Suite very well presented. Will be back. Thank you.
Bro, the word "quaint" don't even do this precious little turn-of-the-century Ontario regency influenced cottage style B&B justice guy, straight up. This pad be the total package for any bro that be lookin' for a tight little getaway from the hustle and bustle of the big smoke, ya know? Pure, guy. Bro, don't even tell me this trap ain't bangin' from the mint lookin' decorative gables to the tight accented wainscoting that pure full on complimented as well as elegantly contrasted the 22" flat screen TV which B-T-Dubz was a Magnavox so you totally freakin' know you be gettin' a crisp tight image, bro. Yo guy, don't even get me started on how sick this sleepy little bedroom community of mint cottages and tight bangin' antique shops be either, for sure bro. It's just a whole different pace, ya know guy, I was surprised how much I was into just taking some time to do me and straight up lamp on the patio with a crispy freakin' surf-n-turf platter and do some sick people watchin' (respect to Canalside restaurant, straight up truth yo) and then I went antiquing which was totally new for me because usually I like my rocking chairs mint like straight from the factory, but bro, it's like sometimes wicked funny ya know how like something old could be like full on pure re-purposed and given a sweet new life like that sick rocking chair that was once loved, ya know, and like how it'll have a chance to pure get loved again. I'm so into that, bro, for real. Port Colborne, bro. Such a tight little part of Lake Erie which is very cool discovering Ontario on a DL tip because usually me and my cousin go cruisin' out to Wasaga or Sauble with Gina and Stacy but lately Stacy's been weird and stuff, ya know. Bro, I was all like "Yo Stacy, c'mere. I thought you were my girl and stuff. Are we cool or freakin' what, ya know?" and she was all like pure "Yo G-Money, I ain't goin' wichu to Port Colborne cuz a..." Bro, come to think of it, I can't remember why she couldn't come, guy. I've just been so emotional lately needin' this getaway, bro, ya know straight up, sometimes I feel like that rocking chair just goin' back and forth, guy, waiting to see I'll ever be loved again too, bro. Five Stars.
One of the best B&B experiences we have ever had. Great value, wonderful furnishings, amazing gourmet breakfast. Can't wait to come again!